There's No Place Like School

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She is a tutor for The Poetry School in London and consultant to the Second Light Network for women poets. Bringing up the mission statement in the manner Im talking about is again about shutting a. I�m referring to yet another Bush administration miscreant: ..." Ye'll give the Clargy lave to dhrink your health! " Then his Riverence, retrating, discoorsed the mating: — " Boys, here's your Queen! deny it if you can! What, what's the matter with the men? " D'ye hunt 1 — ^hae, hunt?

The Baby Uggs Are Hatching

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Though a paradise each has been forced to resign. The fads and foibles of humanity can be good-naturedly exposed in humorous articles that have no sting. Whether they be turtles or tortoises, other animal species, or human children, they are all our charges, dependent on us for their well-being and secure futures. Sixth Grade Short Readers "Egg"cellent Traditions (Grade 4-6 Readability) A Brief History of Pizza (Grade 4-6 Readability) A Formal Beginning (Grade 5-7.

Cracks in the Sidewalk

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This collection of humorous birthday quotes is sure to get a laugh. Here are a few quick examples: The Top Ten Epigrams of All Time (in one man's opinion, that is) In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.—Albert Camus If you can't be a good example, you'll just have to be a horrible warning.—Catherine the Great Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.—Oscar Wilde I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I'm not dumb, and also I'm not blonde.—Dolly Parton Dolly Parton's epigram reminds me of another: It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.—Marilyn Monroe, who like Dolly Parton was neither blonde, nor dumb Here's another epigram that seems especially germane to the discussion at hand: Improve yourself by other men's writings, thus attaining easily what they acquired through great difficulty.—Socrates, translation by Michael R.

A Pizza the Size of the Sun

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Bill, who piped for Brigadier Lord Lovat, raised a special cheer When, leaving on the previous day, took up his pipes, began to play “Road to the Isles”, as, leaving Hamble river for this costly gamble, Lifting spirits of the men, calling, cheered and cheered again, Who as the Solent slipped away, all knew that on the following day They’d face their own worst fears and doubts, prayed that when it came about They would stand firm and conquer fear to face the perils that appeared. Tucker Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rhythmbound in poets' minds, defying time and age. ~David J.

I've Been Burping in the Classroom

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That means if you make a purchase of a product I will get a commission. The Project Gutenberg EBook of Humorous Readings and Recitations, online at www.gutenberg.org Title: Humorous Readings and Recitations In prose and . The earth is warm beneath my back; a plump-cheeked child threading daisy chains, hanging on the edge of this daytime sky; I sense her slow spin, know her Victoria Gatehouse lives in West Yorkshire. Underneath the fallen blossom In my bosom, Is a letter I have hid.

Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie: And Other School Poems That Are

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But should the monarch turn from sweet to sour, Which Cometh oft to pass in half an hour. ECCENTRIC AND NONDESCRIPT. '3-^9 D' ye think I care for the blessed Bench? — From Temple Bar to Charing Cross? The lounger must oft. as he walks through the streets, Be struck with the grace of some girl that he meets; So gi'aceful behind in dress — ringlets — all that — But one gaze at the front — what a honid old cat! One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats, and one always secretes too much jelly.

Elephant Games: And Other Playful Poems to Perform

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On Aug. 16, 1960, as research for the then-fledgling U. His worldly goods he never threw In trust to fortune's chances, But lived (as all his brothers do) In easy circumstances. Joy to thy chosen partner! blest exchange 1 Work of mysterious sympathy! that drew Your kindred souls by * * * There fled the noblest spirit! — The most pure, Most subHmated essence that ere dwelt In eartlily tabernacle. Sometimes, indeed, great kings will condescend A httle with their subjects to unbend!

Dear Hot Dog

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Banim's sketches " bold," And Lady Morgan's " racy; " I vowed that last new thing of Hook's Was vastly entertaining: And Laura said — " I dote on books, Because it's always raining! " I talked of Music's gorgeous fane; I raved about Rossini, Hoped Renzi would come back again, And criticised Pacini; I wished the chorus-singers dumb, The trumpets more pacific, And eulogized Brocard's a plomb, And voted Paul " terrific! " What cared she for Medea's pride, Or Desdemona's sorrow? " Alas! " my beauteous listener sighed, " We must have rain to-morrow!"

Poetry Pie (Puffin Poetry)

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The richness results from word endings that follow regular forms. I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. The groaning-chair began to crawl, Like a huge snail, along the wall; There stuck aloft in public view. A wicked one lies buried here, Who died in a decline; He never rose in rank, I fear, Though he was born to shine. Please use the email link at the bottom of this page. Robert Hannibal, principal of New York City's JHS 145 Arturo Toscanini, grew up near the school and says that in a neighborhood plagued by poverty, drugs, and violence, it's all the more important for school to be a nurturing place where kids have an outlet for their feelings.

Party Poems/Out and About Poems (Dingles Leveled Readers

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National, urban and social issues have been explored with great lucidity using realist as well as surrealist traditions. P., an aggressive reformer, and a member of the " Society of Friends of the People." He was one of the earliest innovators of the then-new literary art form jazz poetry. And offered twelve for eighteen-pence; Which certainly seemed wondrous cheap, And for the money quite a heap, As every man would buy, with cash and sense.